It's been five years since event planner Macy Grant has dated. In fact, her only real relationship–outside of work–seems to be with her vibrator, Frank. Frustrated with Macy's spinstery ways, her friends stage an intervention in an attempt to rescue Macy's vagina from a life of boredom...
As Macy agonizes through her first–and worst–date in years, she can't help but notice the brawny, shaggy–haired artist sitting at the next table. Handsome. Sexy. With hands that are incredibly... uh, skilled. So when Macy runs into Jake at a party, it's a definitely a sign from the Gods Who Want Her To Get Laid. And oh, she does.
Except that Jake didn't tell Macy that it's his engagement party. Or that he's a professional beard who's marrying a lesbian. Now Macy must decide whether she can walk away from the perfect guy... or if she'll risk being exposed as the other woman!
